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[Apr. 20th, 2007|08:08 am] |
В России фраза "Люди - наше богатство!" произносилась искренне только до 1861 года.
У меня на обычную антенну телек ловит 18 каналов и по всем идёт какое-то говно. А сегодня мне предложили со скидкой подключить спутниковое тв. Теперь можно будет смотреть говно по 240 каналам!
Tā arī ir, no pieredzes saku ;)
- А вы Кафку любите?
- Да, особенно грефневую!
Едет мужик в лифте (большом офисном) на работе. В лифт набилось много людей. Кто то из женщин бодреньким голосом говорит:( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Apr. 20th, 2007|09:05 am] |
For six months I've been on this Atkins meat-based diet, and although I'm losing weight, it's beginning to get difficult to stick to the diet. Before too long, I'll have to move on to another town to find more Atkinses.
Brad Simanek
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[Apr. 20th, 2007|10:09 am] |
The Top Signs You Go to Too Many Movies
- You blink 24 times a second.
- You constantly wear a welder's mask so that you see everything in perfect 16:9.
- The commercials they show before the movie mention you by name.
- You have a seat in the theater with a custom-fitted ass print.
- Roger Ebert thinks you should get out of the theater and get some exercise.
- Your idea of a balanced breakfast is a bowl of Sno-Caps and a 64-ounce glass of Coke.
- Foreplay consists of telling your wife, "Please turn off your cell phone. No loud talking. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!"
- You're the reason Gigli was able to stay in the Top 10 on the first week.
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