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[Dec. 27th, 2006|01:02 pm] |
The Top Surprises in the Latest Supercomputer Rankings
- The term "teraflop" is actually a reference to uber-nerds' erectile dysfunction.
- HAL threatened to blow himself up on stage during the announcement of the winners.
- None of them give a 5.0 in the Vista user experience ranking.
- Skynet and the Matrix continue to be disqualified from consideration due to their views on the slaughter of humans.
- Even the fastest supercomputer can't come up with a good answer to the question, "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" |
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