| Atradu starp veciem jokiem :) |
[Nov. 15th, 2006|08:42 pm] |
Profesiju apraksti:
Ekonomists - augstas klases eksperts, kursh riit varees paskaidrot, kaadeelj shodien nenotika tas, ko vinjsh prognozeeja vakar.
Statistikjis - prot labi reekjinaat, tachu nav apveltiits ar pietiekami speeciigu personiibu, lai kljuutu par graamatvedi.
Auditors - kareivis, kursh ierodas peec kaujas un ar durkli nodur ievainotos.
Jurists - persona, kas uzraksta 10 tuukstoshus vaardu garu dokumentu un deevee to par "iisu kopsavilkumu".
Topologs - cilveeks, kas kafijas kruuzi neatshkjir no virtulja.
Skolotaaja - dziivee viilusies sieviete, kas kaadreiz uzskatiija, ka miil beernus. |
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[Nov. 15th, 2006|10:15 pm] |
I believe when one door closes, another opens. On the one hand, my dad's memory is completely shot. On the other hand, I get to collect the $50 he owes me every day for the rest of his life.
(Michael Cunningham)
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