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[Aug. 15th, 2006|08:10 am] |
Едем домой с другом в метро. Поздно. Скоро закрытие. Людей мало. Напротив нас сидит изрядно выпивший мужичок. Что-то пытается соображать, как мы определили по выражению его лица ;)
Поезд прибывает на конечную станцию. Объявление в вагоне:
- Конечная станция. ПРОСЬБА ОСВОБОДИТЬ ВАГОНЫ.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Aug. 15th, 2006|09:29 pm] |
The Top 9 Warning Labels for the Internet
9. Google Image Search: Might accidentally display non-pornographic images.
8. Blogs: May cause drowsiness.
7. Playboy.com: Warning: Contents may be hot!
6. Microsoft: Bill Gates isn't really sharing his money with you.
5. MySpace: Age, gender and attractiveness of people may differ from what is advertised.
4. Apple Computers: High Smug Advisory.
3. Wikipedia.com: Warning label does not exist. Would you like to create a warning label?
2. iTunes: Be alert for falling album sales and shifting music industry paradigms.
1. Match.com: Contents may just be settling. |
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[Aug. 15th, 2006|09:50 pm] |
The Top Things You Wouldn't Expect to Be Battery Powered
- A battery recharger.
- Anything that should go "VROOOM" instead of "buzzzz," such as sports cars, motorcycles, chain saws or my digestive tract.
- Exxon/Mobil.
- Troublesome two-year-olds: no battery can supply that much energy.
- My solar-powered flashlight.
- Amish alarm clocks.
- My laptop. As hot as it gets when it's turned on, I assumed it was powered by some manner of steam engine. |
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