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[Jul. 11th, 2006|12:54 pm] |
The Top Next Steps for Bill Gates
- Use those stock options to buy his soul back from the Devil.
- Call Google's headquarters and ask if their refrigerator is running.
- Meet up with Jobs and Torvalds at the island hideout and cackle maniacally as their secret codes let them take control of 95% of computers worldwide.
- Finally send out checks he promised to people who've been forwarding his "research" chain e-mail.
- Start training his outsourced Indian replacement.
- Finally help to free Africa of that crippling disease known as Open Source Software.
- "I'm going to buy Disneyland!" |
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