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[Oct. 13th, 2005|08:11 am] |
Посреди озера, в лодке сидит мужик, рыбачит. Долго сидит... не клюёт.
- Боже, - взмолился мужик, - пошли ты мне хотя бы одну большую рыбу!
Всплывает тигровая акула:
- Ну?
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Oct. 13th, 2005|06:31 pm] |
The Top Reasons Your Home Office Is Not Working Out
Unlike your co-workers, your kids are smart enough not to buy your cover story of "naughty copier elves" when they find your butt-scans.
Every office has at least one total a-hole, and you're the only one there. You do the math.
Productivity has dropped now that *you're* the target of your sexual-harrassment shenanigans, as you're having to take multiple masturbation breaks a day.
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I'll bet the first thing some pets do when they arrive at animal heaven is ask for their testicles back.
(Fanny Bright)
You can get a free meal at most seafood restaurants if you order lobster and, upon arrival of the meal, hysterically cry out, "This is the lobster that killed my parents!" This doesn't work as well with pizza though, so don't even bother.
(George MacMillan)
I agree with Groucho Marx: I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member. Except for strip clubs. I love strip clubs and so does my member.
(Jim Rosenberg) |
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