| Par mārketingu :) |
[Oct. 3rd, 2006|11:38 pm] |
The Top Marketing Slogans for Microsoft's Zune Music Player
- "Want to know the lyrics to 'Louie Louie'? Use our moderately priced tech support!"
- "Almost as good as the replica of the real thing!"
- "Comes pre-infected with malicious viruses... uh, I mean, it's XP compatible."
- "It's 99 44/100 percent pure iPod."
- "Let us do for your music what we've done for your computer."
- "When owning an Apple product just isn't 'alternative' enough."
- "Free iPod included."
The Defense Department has hired a PR firm to improve media coverage of the U.S. military in Iraq.
The Top Rejected Pentagon Slogans
- Now with 25% more sides than any other federal agency!
- You'll do.
- Hey, know what would really piss off your parents?
- It's Mullah time!
- We kill more people before 9 a.m. than you kill all day playing video games.
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