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[Sep. 7th, 2006|06:30 pm] |
The Top 8 Classic Quotes About Salt
- "Let them lick salt."
- "I have not yet begun to salt!"
- "That's salt, folks."
- "In the beginning, God said, 'Pass the salt!'"
- "My mother always said, 'Life is like a box of salt. And if you eat that box you'll be left a dried-out, but well-preserved carcass.'"
- "All your salt are belong to us."
- "On the third day, God created salt. And in the evening He was very thirsty and ordered another beer."
- "Be me spinach too salty,
Me blood pressure's faulty,
I'm Popeye, the sailor man! Toot-toot!"
- "Soda crackers? Salty snacks? A Jedi craves not these things."
- "To salt, or not to salt, that is the question."
- "What a piece of work is salt, how elevated my blood pressure...."
- "Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the salts and trans fats of outrageous feasting...."
- "Revenge is a dish best served cold -- and heavily salted."
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