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[Sep. 17th, 2010|01:02 am] |
No @5tevenw twiterī:
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
MIDDLE AGE: Women stop worrying about being pregnant and men start looking like they are.
There's nothing wrong with being mediocre as long as you're good at it.
How do you know if someone has an iPhone? They tell you. |
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