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Jul. 10th, 2010|11:33 am

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The Top Ways to “Green” a Hollywood Wedding

- Recycle what's left of last month's wedding cake.
- Have Paris Hilton flash her hoo-hah from a Prius.
- Bouquet tossed directly into compost bin.
- Why write your own vows when you can use this old script from Friends"?
- Use large solar panels to shield the event from TMZ helicopters.
- Hook Mel Gibson up to a windmill and let his hot air provide electricity for the whole evening.
- "2 save paper, we will 4go invites programs and menus.. pls check your twitter accordingly"
- Fill the stretch Hummer with E85.


The Top Scenes from the Gangsta Rapper Retirement Home in the Year 2050

- Visiting kids mortified by baggy plaid pants pulled up above the navel.
- Mos Def is now ALL Def.
- Lots of spinner-related finger amputations.
- "Me so gassy."
- Spontaneous rap recitals still abound, but usually about stuff like constipation.
- "Can I come up with a rhyme for 'colostomy'? Back it up outa here, fool!"
- "Where's that *$&*ing Flava Flav? I lost my glasses and need to know what time it is!"
- LayZ busts an enema in his own ass.


The Top Differences Between a Vuvuzela and a Vulva

- A vuvuzela doesn't expect dinner and drinks before you get to play with it.
- Only EIGHT websites devoted to seeing someone's vuvuzela.
- Only one is a country in South America. (Sorry, I couldn't hear the question with all this noise.)
- The vuvuzelas you get on the street corner won't give you the clap.
- The ER nurses don't giggle quite as derisively if you get your erection caught in a vulva.
- One causes a loud noise when you put your lips to it. The other... well, it depends whether she's a screamer.
- You won't get arrested if you let one of your third-grade students play with your vuvuzela.
- Paris Hilton won't let just anyone play with her vuvuzela.
- Being a gay man who's into theater, I won't be much help. I think one them of has something to do with sports and the other is a car.

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