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Apr. 16th, 2010|08:57 am |
The only things in life that you can't avoid are death and taxes. And an occasional pedestrian.
Actress Elizabeth Taylor is preparing to marry for the ninth time. The serial wedder, now 78, recently became engaged to 49-year-old Jason Winters.
The Top 5 Things Overheard at Liz Taylor's Engagement Party
- "You may now resuscitate the bride."
- "I thought she was engaged to that guy who installed the revolving door in her bedroom."
- "Nieman Marcus? Nah, I'll bet she's registered at Cedars-Sinai and Forest Lawn."
- "Oh, they're playing Mozart! He played *live* at her first wedding."
- "No offense, Jason, but doing this to make money off a sex tape is a REALLY bad idea."
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