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[Jul. 20th, 2006|06:15 pm] |
The Top Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
- "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend seek you!"
- "Excuse me while I put a shield on my saber, Sweetheart."
- "Now you know why they put one of me in every Happy Meal, do you."
- "Cuddling, afterplay -- a Jedi craves not these things."
- "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, must I!"
- "Early must I rise. Leave now must you!"
- "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
- "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
- "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
- "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
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As the F-14 screamed through the desert air, the pilot eyed the rising launcher ramps and wondered yet again if the missile sites were a genuine threat or merely happy to see him.
(Mike Cunningham)
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