So this one time I was playing videogames and talking to my friend, just chilling about in the house and texting with my wife (she was not my wife back then yet) and she sends me a picture right... a nude picture... of her hot piece of ass that makes my dick tingle... but then as I was talking and multitasking I made a huge mistake of assuming that it was her roommate that she always complained about, who had begun recently to hang her naked pictures on the walls, and automatically without looking at the picture, I went like: "What the fuck is this flat butt?". And after a few minutes I go sit down on the toilet and take my phone out and suddenly these pulsating hot waves of immense shame and despair start rolling over me and I instantly knew: "That's it. I'm fucked." I'm telling you, there is not a single combination of words on this earth that can make something like that go away. And you know my wife, right, she is not the mellow kind. She is fierce and merciless and beautiful as rain. I knew that that's going to stay forever and that I will have to crawl through wet shit to get into her good graces if it was at all possible. Then after thinking about it realized that I can't really justify it by saying that it was not meant to be about her either, cause it was just such a nasty thing to say under any circumstances. It's awful what the mind can do unattended in a split second.