There are four different types of teeth. There are canines which are used for tearing off lumps of meat. There are incisors which are used for cutting it. There are premorals for crushing it. And there are American teeth which are used for appearing in Hello! magazine.

p.s. man sāk kaitināt manas sekcijas durvis. Tā čīkstēšana vnk kill. Ka iešu vienreiz, ņemšu un pats salabošu.

Bagdādē ēnā +55C. Veikalos sprāgst flakoni.

 Saule staigā pa ūdens virsu, ūdens uzsilis līdz statusam piens, un no krasta skan laba mūzika.


It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth -- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up -- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had.