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elina @ 17:55: no ņujorkas :)
Asian kid #1: In my classes the teacher is always pairing me up with the other minorities. Just because I'm Asian doesn't mean I speak all those languages, too.
Asian kid #2: I could close my eyes walking down the street and count to five and when I open them see at least one other Asian. We're everywhere.

Homeless man: You need to pray to Jesus everyday. Do you thank Jesus for your food or your family or the newspaper? The devil is killing you through newspapers and the media. Are you thankful to Jesus? He loves you if you talk to him everyday.
Queer: I would be thankful to Jesus if you would stop shouting in my ear so I can listen to Beyonce's newest album.

Girl #1: You know what I like? Sleep sex.
Girl #2: Sleep sex? What's that?
Girl #1: You know... Like, when you're asleep, and you wake up, and you're having sex.
Girl #2: You mean like rape?