Ja tev negaršo rozīnes, nelaizi zirdziņu!

Передача на радио. Позвонившим предлагают назвать слово, которого нет в словаре, но которое в предложении может иметь смысл. Итак, звонок.
Ведущий: здраствуйте, вы кто?
- Я Дэйв.
- Ваше слово?
- Шолб. По буквам: Ш-О-Л-Б.
- Такого слова в словаре нет. У вас все шансы выиграть путевку. Теперь скажите осмысленное предлложение с этим словом.
- Шолб ты на х**!
…
Телефонный звонок моментально обрывают. Далее передача продолжается, проходит несколько неудачных разговоров со звонящими. И вот очередной звонок.
Ведущий: Алло. Как вас зовут?
- Джефф.
- Ваше слово?
- Эцново. Э-Ц-Н-О-В-О.
- Да, странное слово, в словаре нет. А предложение целиком?
- Эцново я. Шолб ты на х..!!!

- kāds jums bija tur mājas numurs?
- mājas numurs neeksistē. Mums ir Internets 3. Dārgi izejošie zvani.

Cibas Dievs, dod man manu superdzīvokli drīz!

Gatiņš lamājas!

[8:57:50] Knj says: www.miestins.lv
[9:26:33] Trsh says: es silenam idevu linku. nobljavas llllabais un pazuda offline :D

jo astoņos veras vaļā veikals..

[11:33:39] … prostituucija japaanaa aizliegta
[11:35:36] … un smiekliigaakais ka vinjas itkaa arii nav
[11:35:47] … ir puslegaalaa, kuru kontrolee policija
[11:35:55] 小林: bet nav paaraak populaara
[11:36:13] … nu taa puslegaalaa ir Soap Lands
[11:36:24] … taas ir iestaades, kuras ir kaa sabiedriskaa pirts
[11:36:29] … bet tevi tur mazgaa kaila meitene
[11:36:38] … tad ar tevi paseezh veel kopaa vannaa
[11:36:55] … un principaa var pasuukaat vai pat ljaut seksu ja neesi pirmo reizi
[11:37:06] … to visu kontrolee policija un kaut arii nav legaali, policija to nesleedz
[11:37:16] 小林: lai nedotu pamatu pagriides prostituucijas attiistiibai
[11:38:11] … paarsvaraa ir populaaras nevainiigaakas izklaides
[11:38:17] … un draazh tomeer sievas
[11:38:38] … piemeeram Host- un Hostess klubi
[11:38:45] … tie ir taadi klubinji - apmeeram kaa kafejniica
[11:39:00] … kur tev uz celjiem seezh smuka meitene un dod pat sevi apskaut un dazhreiz pataustiit
[11:39:13] … vinjas uzdevums ir neljaut garlaikoties
[11:39:42] Kanja: a meiteneem?
[11:40:14] 小林: tas pats, tikai Hostess puikas parasti izklaidee meitenes bez taustiishanas - visaadi aardaas, dzer ir viiriskiigi un ir loti uzmaniigi.
[11:41:12] 小林: veel ir Oppai Pubi
[11:41:19] … tas ir parasts alusbaars
[11:41:23] … bet baarmenes ir topless
[11:41:37] … ir vietas kur pupus var laiziit
[11:42:20] … ir veel vietas kur tu seedi pie galda ar druagiem, dzer un eed
[11:42:23] … sienaa ir akvaarijs milziigs
[11:42:29] … un tur peld pilniigi plika meitene
[11:42:34] … taa smuki un graciozi
[11:42:41] … dziiva!
[11:42:47] Kanja: labi ka dziiva..
[11:43:01] 小林: nu ja
[11:43:26] … veel ir Meido Kissa
[11:43:43] … taa ir taada loti beerniskjiiga kafejniica bez alkohola
[11:44:16] … kur tevi apkalpo nepilngadiigas, loti skaistas un seksiigas meitenes kalponju apgjeerbaa, sauc tevi par savu paveelnieku un izraada pret tevi iipashi lielu uzmaniibu
[11:44:31] … tur kur es biju vinjaam veel bija ausis kaa kakjiishiem
[11:44:34] … un astes
[11:45:22] 小林: ir arii Cundere Kissa
[11:45:51] 小林: tas pats kas Meido Kissa, bet meitene izraada pret tevi nepatiku un naidu, bet taa lai buutu redzams ka vinja taa izraada miilestiibu
[11:45:57] … un kad ej prom , vinja nelaizh

Štālbergam atkāpjas mati!

Kaada jeega zigim pirkt piikstoshaas mantinjas, kas vinjam tik ljoti patiik, ja taas tiek izniicinaatas 15 min laikaa? O_O

Nopirkti nederiigi kugjiishi 40 milj veertiibaa.
Londonaa apzaga juvilierizstraadaajumu veikalu - 40 milj maarcinju veertiibaa.

Populaars skaitlis, ibe.

Viss ir normaali. Liikji uz ielaam nemeetaasies.

(c) onka LNT zinjaas

Par pasaulē lielāko ēdienu tiek uzskatīts cepts kamielis. Šo ēdienu beduīni gatavo kāzu mielastam. Kamielis tiek pildīts ar jēru. Jērs savukārt tiek piepildīts ar vistām. Katras vistas pildījumā ir zivs, kura savukārt ir piepildīta ar olu.

/kkur no apollo.lv

Ja goo piedaliitos shovaa "Kljuusti par Parisas BFF", tad sadaljaa, kur pazinjas staasta par daliibnieku, Osvalds aizvainoti nosauktu goo par kuci, jo vinja vinju saukaa par Asfaltu un paareejaas daliibnieces mestu super ljaunu aci un beigaas Parisa vinju izbalsotu :(

JĀZIPĀĀ!

(sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap) (sun) (clap)

Paldies, Tev!

http://klab.lv/~blondaa_truba/185380.html

baseintantiņām liekas, ka ja ir vieta bildei, tad tur noteikti ir jābūt bildei.
Man taču pasē ir bilde, un baseina abonaments ir tieši tāds pats dokuments kā pase!!!!11viensviens

Cibas Dievs, nokārto, lūdzu, man normālu mašīnu līdz piegdienai!

Un ja nav paredzēts aptopīties, tad labāk ņemt sēdvietas, ir takš grūti izturēt tās kailās, resnās, slapjās, lēkājošās miesas visapkārt.