- Stulbu joku kompilācija
- 5/26/11 02:57 pm
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Reditā uzdūros aizvainojošu joku kolekcijai.
Kā 100 žīdi var ietilpt Volksvāgenā ?
2 priekšā, 2 aizmugurē, pārējie pelnutraukā.
Kādēļ melnie cilvēki smird ?
Lai aklie arī varētu tos ienīst.
Kāda ir atšķirība starp žīdu un Santaklausu?
Santaklauss pa skursteni dodas uz leju.
Man patīk melnie cilvēki, domāju, ka katram vajadzētu pa vienam.
Ko Tu dari kad saplīst veļas mazgājamā mašīna ?
Iesitu viņai.
Kādēļ Stīvijs Vonders nemācēja lasīt ?
Jo viņš bija melnais.
Kas ir jādara pēc aklas, kurlas un mēmas meitenes izvarošanas ?
Jāsalauž viņai pirksti, lai tā nevarētu nevienam pastāstīt.
A pregnant woman was at the hospital giving birth to her baby. The delivery was almost complete, and at long last, the doctor held up the newborn, cut the umbilical cord, and took a moment to look the baby over. Then without missing a beat, the doctor threw the child against a nearby wall with all of his might. The mother watched in shock as the baby slid to the floor with a sickening thud.
The nurses and orderlies stood-by aghast as the doctor proceeded to dribble the newborn around the room like a soccer ball before finally passing the baby through the door into the hall with a mighty kick. Everyone, including the fatigued mother, chased the doctor into the hall just in time to see him scoop up the infant and run down the corridor, stopping just long enough to bodycheck the child into the wall every so often.
At the end of the hall, the doctor gave a mighty leap and slam-dunked the baby into a nearby trashcan, giving himself a load roar of approval. Finally the now quite large awe-struck crowd caught up with the doctor. The mother was distraught and burst into tears.
"Why? Why in the name of God did you do that to my baby?" she cried.
The doctor replied, "Just kidding! It was already dead!”
Little boy ran up the stairs into his parent's room yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! Guess how old I am today!" The father says, "Well, I don't know son ... how old are you?" "I'M SEEEEEEEEVEEN!" "That's great son, now go tell your Grampa." He runs down the stairs, "Grampa, Grampa, Grampa! Guess how old I am today!" The grandfather looks up from his paper. "Hmm, let Grampa take a look." The grandfather reaches down the front of the boy's pants and under his underwear. His hard old hand scrapes over the boy's penis. He rolls each of the boy's testicles between his thumb and index finger. He pushes further and sticks his middle finger nail deep into the boys anus. He flexes his hand. As he pulls his hand out of the boy's pants he pinches the tip of the boys penis to the point where the boy cries "Ow!" The grandfather says, "You're seven." The boy, "Yeah Grampa, how could you tell?" The grandfather said, "I heard you tell your father."
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything.
What do you say to the feminist with no arms or legs?
nice tits, bitch.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's rights!
YOu know how to give a women more freedom of speech? Take your dick out of her mouth!
What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
Virginity is like candy: it's easy to take from a baby.
What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
The woman.
What do you say when you see your TV floating across the room in the middle of the night?
Drop it, nigger.
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
Cause they keep falling through the holes in his hands.