zoss Below are the 13 most recent journal entries recorded in the "zoss" journal:
May 29th, 2006
11:27 pm

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Slimības
Mani ir pieveicis pavasaris un visas iespējamās kaites. Nieres iekaisušass, vīrus pa virsu un lai būtu pavisam pretīgi - sauss, rejošs klepus. Paņemt slimības lapu? A kas padarīs darbu? Ehhhhh.... baigaa demokrātija... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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May 12th, 2006
01:25 am

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Interesanti.... Un man šķita, ka es teerējos kā traka
President Bush and the current administration have borrowed more money from foreign governments and banks than the previous 42 presidents combined, a group of conservative to moderate Democrats said Friday.

Blue Dog Coalition, which describes itself as a group "focused on fiscal responsibility," called the administration's borrowing practices "astounding."

According to the Treasury Department, from 1776-2000, the first 224 years of U.S. history, 42 U.S. presidents borrowed a combined $1.01 trillion from foreign governments and financial institutions, but in the past four years alone, the Bush administration borrowed $1.05 trillion.(CNSNews.com)

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May 8th, 2006
11:57 pm

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Skumju Vējš
Saule spīd jau kuro dienu, un vējš kaltē manas pērn stāditās ābelītes, kas jau tā pārcieta smagu ziemu kopā ar zaķiem un stirnām.

Manai krustmeitai aizvakar piedzima mazs puisītis - tikai 2.4 kg. Turklāt dzemdībās vinjam vēl pamanījās salauzt atslegas kaulu.

Ābelītes būs jāstāda par jaunu, vismaz kāda daļa. Bērniņu par jaunu jau neiestādīs.

Skumju vējš.

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April 28th, 2006
11:08 am

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Kas es esmu? Monstrs, kaads?

Результат теста «На кого из героев „Футурамы“ ты похож»:


Проф.

Лила

Гермес

Бендер

Зойдберг

Фрай

Эми

Киф

Зепп
55910-1312

Если Вы желаете узнать больше о своем характере и о характере героев «Футурамы», то прочитайте статью «Псих-о-рама».

Пройти тест.

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April 1st, 2006
01:46 am

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Plūdi
Nu re, pavasaris ir atskrējis un visiem kājas samērcējis.Re, kā, kārtējā stihiskā nelaime - plūdi...
Bet mums laukos tāds celš, ka cross country race tāds sīkums vien... Vienai mašīnai benzīnbāka tek, otrai vakar nolauzām izpūtēju. Jautri, tagad jābrauc ar tādu, kā ir - nu ļoti skaļu :D

Current Mood: awake

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March 29th, 2006
06:51 am

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tas te dažiem
The drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr," the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key," the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's "business" is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch.
"I'll be damned," he sighs, "my girlfriend's gone, too..."

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March 27th, 2006
12:32 am

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quote from a UK paper
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Cheney himself said that when he returned to the White House from the hunting trip, Bush told him, "Dick, I'm 38 percent in the polls and you shot the only trial lawyer who supports me."

Malacis, vai ne?

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March 26th, 2006
08:19 pm

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Svētdiena
Tas laikam ir mūžīgais jauātjums - nu kāpēc weekends beidzas tik ātri? Ārā brīnišķīgs laiks, bet :( Back to job now!


Aizāju ar suņiem uz mežu, ar kucēniem turpat pa pagalmu patusoju, pasēdēju saulītē un apsildīju vecos kaulus... Saskaldīju kādu strēķīti malkas, sanesu ūdeni, izmazgāju grīdas (turklāt tikai vienreiz) un mazliet pagulēju - viss, diena cauri. Vakar LBC prātoja, ka jaunas tabletes nāks pārdošanā - ar vienu pietiekot lai paspētu izgulēties 2 stundās. UUn tad 22 pārējās - tavas. Būtu jau labo, ja visas problēmas ar tableti varētu atrisināt - vīīīīīī!

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March 25th, 2006
08:39 pm

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Pasakains vakars
Cīnoties ar savām galvassāpēm, aizdevos ar lielajiem suņiem uz mežu pastaigāties. Pasakains vakars, tikai sērsna tā-ā-da... Brīžiem notur mani, brīžiem nenotur un tad es līdz ceļiem sniegā. Labi, ka suņi slikti dresēti - kad noguru, paņēmu saitēs un ļāvu, lai velk mani atpakaļ uz mājām. Nupat sametu kamīnā divus klēpjus malkas un cepšu kartupeļus.

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04:32 pm

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OMG! Nu ja, kultūra....
"Piektdien viesnīcā "Rīga" tika dibināta biedrība "Arābu kultūras centrs".

"Arābu kultūras centra" direktors Hosams Abu Meri informēja, ka ar laiku centrs plāno piedāvāt dažādus kursus - sākot no valodas apmācībām un tulkošanas darbiem, beidzot ar dažādiem ar arābu kultūru saistītiem kursiem.

"Arābu kultūras centrs" sadarbojas ar arābu kultūras centriem Francijā, Ēģiptē, Kuveitā un Jordānijā, bet nākotnē plānots sadarboties ar šāda veida centriem visā Eiropā."

Un kas to visu, lūdzu finansēs? Un KĀPĒC? Nu ja, kultūra taču... Vai ne?

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04:06 pm

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Joks tā kā
After months and months of training, three CIA recruits are ready for their final test before becoming a field agent. The two men and one woman are brought into a hallway with three rooms in it. The instructor looks at them with great gravitas and says, "Behind each of these doors are your respective spouses". Handing each one of them a pistol, he says, "go kill them."

The first guy chambers a round in his gun, steels himself with a look of determination, and steps in the room. The instructors hear crying, and a minute later the man walks out and drops the weapon, saying "I couldn't do it, I love her." He is informed that he isn't cut out for life in the CIA, and to please go home.

The second man enters the room, no shots ring out, and comes back out, with much the same result. He too surrenders his gun and heads for the exit.

The third recruit, a woman by the name of Joanna, grabs the gun, racks the action back and heads into the room where her husband awaits. The instructors hear repeated gun shots (16 in the clip, 1 chambered round). The gun, now empty, clatters to the floor and they hear screams and the sounds of a struggle drifting through the door. Finally with a large crash and a scream, the struggle is over.

The sweaty recruit emerges, handing the gun over. She has an annoyed look on her face.

"What was that all about guys?" she says, "The gun you gave me me was loaded with blanks, so I had to use the chair to kill him."

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03:55 pm

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Saap galva
Izgaaju ārā, izbaudīju pavasari, tagad šusmīgi sāp galva - acis pa ziemu pilnīgi atrofējušās monitorā blenžot. Vecums? Un tad vēl šonakt jāpārbīda pulkstenis. Grrrrr....

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12:48 pm

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Sveiciens visiem pavasarī
Nu, ko, es ar pievienojos vispārējam vāj (cibin)prātam, citādi komunikācijas ne-virtuālajā telpā reducējas apgriezti proporcionāli kāju apmatojumam. Sveiciens pavasarī visiem, īpaši Mapets un Lupus, un vēl te dažiem!

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