Zane Banane

One day a mother and daughter are walking around a farming community and they see a stallion mounting a mare. The daughter takes in the scene and turns to her mother. "Mommy, what are those two horses doing?" Her mother hastily answered, "The horse on top hurt its hoof, and the one on the bottom is carrying him back to the stable." The daughter shook her head and sadly replied, "Isn't that just the way it goes? Try to help someone and you get fucked."