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Pupi ir kā litija tabletes, kuras nav jāēd - labi tavai veselībai.
Vaķer nejauši piemetos ar juri no kentukijas. Un vispār, kāda ir "Jack" latvāņu alternatīva (ja John ir Jānis)? |
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[Jan. 18th, 2011|09:12 am] |
The generalization of Parseval's equality is Bessel's inequality
(c)Signal processing for communications |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2011|06:18 pm] |
Program Evaluation and Revieu tehnigue |
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[Aug. 25th, 2010|05:17 pm] |
After demonstrating his existence with complete certainty with the proposition "I think, therefore I am", Descartes walks into a bar, sitting next to a gorgeous priest. The priest asks Descartes, "Would you like a drink?" Descartes responds, "I think not," and then proceeds to vanish in a puff of illogic.
(c)Saint_Gasoline |
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[Jul. 17th, 2010|09:52 am] |
"Raksti tu labāk, nekā izskaties"
Iedzina histērijā |
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| onkuļi joko |
[Jul. 12th, 2010|04:19 pm] |
"A ground plane is where the airplane lands."
"A ground plane is used if there isn't enough room for an air plane." |
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[Jun. 14th, 2010|11:22 pm] |
[Sam] *some scientific gibberish*
[Jack] I'm confident in your solution, major, now go back to base and confuse general Hammond
(c)SG-1 |
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[Jun. 11th, 2010|12:52 am] |
"Give me 2 million year old fossil and i'll tell you what it had for breakfast, but i'm not good with people. They're too ... recent"
(c)Rothman @SG-1 |
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[May. 25th, 2010|05:18 pm] |
Она хотела стать актриссой, но теперь, максимум, имитирует оргазм
(c) mr_freeman |
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[May. 20th, 2010|11:31 pm] |
izrādās, ka es kautkad iepriekš esmu nonācis pie tā paša secinājuma, kā Bukovskis. Tikai ne tik skaisti noformulēta, protams:
"Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now." — Charles Bukowski |
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| Izdomāju, ka metīšu visas vienā: |
[May. 20th, 2010|11:29 pm] |
"Time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time."
"Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk."
"I drink so the others become interesting." — George Jean Nathan.
"The best thing about coffee is that if you drink enough of it, you have to do something, even if you feel like doing nothing." — Christian Griffith.
Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. ~Mark Twain, |
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[May. 20th, 2010|12:52 am] |
Iedzina histērijā:
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
(c)TFLN |
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[May. 20th, 2010|12:10 am] |
don't be a jerk - drink and drive responsibly |
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[May. 17th, 2010|09:16 pm] |
Although both men and women smoke they have different habits around their habit. For instance, men and women hold their cigarettes differently. A woman holds her cigarette higher in the air with her wrist bent back, displaying the soft skin. Her body is open, accentuating her chest. In this provocative position, the cigarette takes on the appearance of a small phallus that the woman slips between her lips and seductively sucks.
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Women who smoke can be perceived as being submissive. The message a female smoker gives is that she can be persuaded to do things that aren’t good for her. Male smokers are perceived as risk takers and therefore exciting.
(c)Elizabeth Kuhnke |
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[May. 14th, 2010|11:47 am] |
Girls are like teddy bears stuffed with arsenic and broken dreams
(c)Sylvan Midgal |
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[Apr. 28th, 2010|11:06 pm] |
Vēsture ir propaganda ar aizmirstu mērķi
(c)JP |
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| Par bruņurupučiem (šoreiz bez zīloņiem) |
[Apr. 27th, 2010|12:42 am] |
A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: “What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.” The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, “What is the tortoise standing on.” “You’re very clever, young man, very clever,” said the old lady. “But it’s turtles all the way down!” |
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| Stīvens joko |
[Apr. 5th, 2010|08:22 pm] |
In order to discuss observations in cosmology, it is helpful to draw a diagram of events in space and time, with time going upward, and the space directions horizontal. To show this diagram properly, I would really need a four dimensional screen. However, because of government cuts, we could manage to provide only a two dimensional screen. |
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[Feb. 20th, 2010|05:14 pm] |
"To C or not to C - that is the question"
-- from the preface, "Collected Posts of the Son of Claw" by J. Pardue |
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[Feb. 19th, 2010|03:04 pm] |
sūkātāju atriebība jeb sūkātāji strikes back |
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| QotD |
[Feb. 18th, 2010|09:13 pm] |
Forget that, he called my computer stupid. Them's fighting words. (c)Raife |
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| Elektroniskā Sātana analīze |
[Feb. 8th, 2010|05:49 pm] |
ESATAN Analysis |
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| I lol'd so hard.. |
[Feb. 6th, 2010|02:34 pm] |
Greetings my /b/rothers.
I come to you today to explain to you all what a female is, and to lay your minds at rest.
You see, it is very simple, we see the world male, but before it is two more letters - Fe.
Now, as we know, Fe stands for Iron, thus I have concluded that a 'Female' is in fact, Ironman. |
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[Feb. 4th, 2010|04:28 pm] |
If I became physically attracted to things that irked me, the world would burst into flame from the friction of my furious humping (c) J.Jacques |
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| Quantum Fetish Mechanics |
[Jan. 28th, 2010|02:34 pm] |
The act of thinking up a new kind of fetish causes that fetish to exist. Someone even has a website dedicated to it
(c)J.Jacques
P.S. And there's a dude furiously masturbating to that mental image |
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[Jan. 28th, 2010|10:24 am] |
Vecmāmiņ, vecmāmiņ, aber kādēļ tev ir tik lieli kondensatori? |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|10:15 am] |
Strategies Against Architecture.
patīk nosaukums. saturs arī ir ok |
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[Jan. 24th, 2010|02:09 am] |
Bright shiny futures are overrated anyway
(c) Lee Adama @BSG |
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[Jan. 20th, 2010|10:41 pm] |
To know the face of God is to know madness
(c)Leoben Conoy @BSG, possibly Nietzsche |
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[Jan. 10th, 2010|06:37 pm] |
There are no save points, when it comes to ladies
(c) J. Jacques |
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| Ahh, fuck! this one is SOOOO true |
[Dec. 29th, 2009|11:58 pm] |
IMO Lan play shouldn't be considered any different than split screen for consoles. Would I have to buy a second copy to be ethically correct for my wife to play split screen with me on a console game?
(c)Jakalwarrior |
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[Dec. 28th, 2009|07:38 pm] |
Approval junkies |
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[Dec. 17th, 2009|05:26 pm] |
.bpeg is an image file of the boob |
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[Dec. 16th, 2009|10:20 pm] |
Gotta love the smell of burning rubber in the mornings |
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| Pāris citātas. Vairāk priekš sevis gan, bet ja reiz interesē un nav slinkums - lūdzams |
[Dec. 14th, 2009|03:12 am] |
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Rick Cook
In a mad world only the mad are sane. Akira Kurosawa
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. Henrik Tikkanen
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. Krishnamurti
Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
Only sick music makes money today.
The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.Friedrich Nietzsche
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...' Isaac Asimov
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. Martin Luther King Jr.
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret. Laurence J. Peter
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. Ambrose Bierce
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. George Bernard Shaw |
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[Dec. 5th, 2009|04:00 pm] |
"Iebāz tur pa priekšu kautko citu, pirms bāzt pirkstus!" GG
Dienas prieks - dabūju pajaukt ~200kilolatus vērtu sūdu.
Dienas abloms - netici vācu tehnikai. |
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[Nov. 29th, 2009|10:39 pm] |
Hell is the possibility of sanity. - Daria Morgendorfer.
I don't really trust a sane person. ~ Lyle Alzado |
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