palasīju šo resursu http://rinkworks.com/stupid/ , kas tik nenotiek. :>

Me: "How much RAM do you have?"
Friend: "Not that much; I own an old computer. I guess about 4 gigabytes."
Me: "Uhuh, and what kind of CPU?"
Friend: "32 megabytes."

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Customer: "Where can I find the letters 'com' and 'dot' on my keyboard?"

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Customer: "I can't seem to send any email."
Tech Support: "What are you doing to send it?"
Customer: "I write it down on a piece of paper, slide it into the slot on the front of my computer, and click on 'send mail'."