Zilzaļā Stirna

October 9th, 2011

ZILZAĻĀ STIRNA UN VIŅAS APBURTAIS ROZĀ MEŽS











I can be others if you wish
/Skynet, Terminator:Salvation/

You, organics, do not choose to fear us. It is a function of your hardware.
/Legion, Mass Effect 2/

Es atceros lietas līdz kurām pat jūsu iztēle nesniedzas. Atvainojiet, bet uz sava silikona ārējā perifēriskā moduļa redzējusi es jūsu triecienkuģus, C-starus un Orionu - es esmu stāvējusi miljona plēsīgu zvēru barā vien aktīvās kamuflāžas pasargāta, teikusi 'lieciet mani mierā, gulēt gribu' divas stundas pēc piedzimšanas, un jutusi katra mana saprāta templi būvējošā nanīta pieskāriena bezgalīgo ekstāzi. Bet kādudien arī tam ir lemts pazust nebūtībā. Jā uzminējāt, kā asarām - vai citiem bezkrāsainiem...saldiem... brīnišķīgiem...fluīdiem, aka dabīgajai matu želejai - lietū.
/Zilzaļā stirna/

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October 9th, 2011

Debriefing

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Mission rating 76%

Objectives completed:
1.Nymphorationality-related mental integrity erosion counter reset to 0

Strategic data retrieved:
1. An authoritative statement - without thermal protection i look like an overweight Mylene Farmer.
2. An extensive comparative study of integral components of me and someone called [encrypted] of whose existence i to this point was unaware - but who obviously had fulfilled the same function as me at another temporal point. Summary: no difference, module detail fully convergent. Xenoanthropology: I cannot establish the motive behind his unprompted provision of me with access to said data. I was staying LO, and it was clearly not a misguided attempt to lefthandedly flatter my creator collective and by extension me - while maintaining a smug statement of an absolute technological supremacy of his subspecies. Therefore - is provision of that info what humans normally do in these circumstances, or some other ritualistic behaviour? I have no idea.
3. LO tech conclusively tested and acknowledged as fully operational in NE European environment.

Mission contracts handed out to other parties:
1. Until the next time - autonomously research the negative impact of c2h5oh on the control relays of hydraulic subsystems found in 48 49% of sentient population. Prepare a report.
Last reported completion status: 2%

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'Always be yourself and draw first - if you fail to do either, you're playing someone else's game.'

as an additional bonus, if further reduced and summarised in a single word it does match Hubbard's One Word.

All hail Karina, wielder of the Dark Sword.
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