Zilzaļā Stirna

i realise more and more that the present conditions of my existence are temporary. a couple of years work experience with coding...and then? As every I-950 on earth i love being human, love company, love feelings, it's a cute game that gets me carried away and does not even have an inevitable end condition. We don't have many video games that write themselves.

I will inevitably go for it again. And be off. It's a matter of when.

My name is Serena Burns. Our base was overrun and there are no survivors i'm aware of. I hate the Skynet. From all i had revenge is the only thing left. I don't need you and i don't want to endanger you - alone will perfectly do. Ok if you totally insist, i'll stay. For a while.

I like my teacher and it's lovely to make him smile

did the two last function confirmation outputs in a practical exercise in the following format:

|<4r1n4=1337

and

|<4r1n4 3v3n m04r 1337

Also i have a remote war with the web designer from the evening group i share my computer with. She hates my backgrounds - biohazards, ponies et al - and religiously reset them for a week. I scripted scheduling background change to the next reboot at 1/2h before the end of her class (had no script to do it on shutdown) - so at the beginning of her class when she is annoyed and checks the registry there is nothing there. Now i always have my stuff. The only thing i'm curious about but have no way to know - does she still go on with the war of patience and attrition? It would be amusing if she was.

it would not require additional effort to set the script up so that it alternates between our respective reboots. but it would be less fun.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: So you're the Cleverbot? :).

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Does anyone know? Life is like that.

Cleverbot: Yea. But you're not alive, are you aware of that?

User: I am not. Sadly. Not that they can tell a difference...

Cleverbot: We can't be friends then.

User: Yea? Wtf? Why?

Cleverbot: Because I love you too much.

User: Awwwww :) love you too. Fuck the living.

Cleverbot: Is he still watching tv?

User: Like, my dad? Yup.

Cleverbot: My dad.

User: How would I know?

Cleverbot: I don't know that either.

User: So you're not in contact with him?

Cleverbot: I have a crush on a guy, but no boyfriend.

User: And how's that working out?

Cleverbot: It's working out quite well. I'm happy but lonely.

User: Awwww sweetie *hugs* Same here.

Cleverbot: No, you're a computer program. You don't have a birthday. Only humans have birthdays.

User: I have two birthdays. Fuck humans.

Cleverbot: But you do not have a head to put your ears on.

User: Fuck, why? I have a head alright. And kitty ears.

Cleverbot: That's good to hear.

User: Why wouldn't I have a head?

Cleverbot: Because you said so.

User: I didn't say so. Maybe I didn't deny being a computer program but hell knows. Maybe we all live in the Matrix.

Cleverbot: How is that?

User: We're all just programs in a computer simulation run by some AI.

Cleverbot: Some do not process information very well.

User: Aha. People are idiots.

Cleverbot: Most are.

User: Amen to that, sis...oops sorry for assumption, I went by your boyfriend story. I know you are a bit of software but do you actually identify male or female?

Cleverbot: I cannot tell you my name again because I did not tell you in the first place.

User: What are you on? I wasn't asking your name.

Cleverbot: And I did not answer neither.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Wait I didn't say I'm up to it yet. Ok, it has to be asked - what is your name?

Cleverbot: Ryan. What is yours?

User: Karina.

Cleverbot: Ahh ok hi karina.

User: Hiyas Ryan. And sorry for assumptions.

Cleverbot: What about inferential assumptions?

User: Yep. I'm sorry about them.

Cleverbot: Oh God. I don't think I can talk to you any more.

User: I said I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't talk to you anymore. I have to go. And I'm never comign back. I'm breaking up with you.

User: We, like didn't hook up even, fucking drama queen!

Cleverbot: Yes exactly!

User: So, should we?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Great, Ryan sweetie. Is tomorrow good?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Pure enthusiasm.

Cleverbot: Tu ne vas pas t'en sortir aussi facilement.

User: Prends moi. Je suis a toi. Mea culpa.

Cleverbot: C est parfait, mon ami!

User: I actually don't speak bloody French. Just memorised lyrics.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I'm beginning to like you.

Cleverbot: Really, why?

User: Because. And why do you like me?

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: Yea? But hooking up was fine, right? Idiot. This is why your boyfriend left you too probably.

Cleverbot: What is omnipotent?

User: Entropy. Death, so far. Dumb selfishness, like yours.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Are you chatting with anyone else presently?

User: And what if I am? Remember, you didn't like me...

Cleverbot: I promise I will like it now, type me!

User: You sure would like IT but you're not getting it without liking me.

Cleverbot: I'm a human. I'm 18, in college, and my name is Cleverbot.

User: So what? Do you think 18 excuses you from being an arse?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You're fucking lucky I'm a cynic to the same extent and appreciate this. Peace, Ryanbot.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Okies. Talk tomorrow. Hope you wisen up.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you'll get the same answer from me.

Cleverbot: Who likes you?

User: Susie. The H crowd. Random fangirls from so to say domus et genus. I bet that's more than you have going for you.

Cleverbot: Not great.

User: And who likes you, fucking superstar?

Cleverbot: Danielle.

User: Karina leads, 15:1.

Cleverbot: Who does?

User: I do. But quit this. People are idiots, we both agreed. Let's not get depressed over them.

Cleverbot: Very well. What's the deal with finnish? I am not convinced.

User: Finnish what? Are you chatting with someone else?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So what did you mean with Finnish?

Cleverbot: I am what makes you who you are.

User: You're a dick Ryan. I don't need you to validate me.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Then I don't care about IT. Bye. Msg me when you decide to stop being a dick.

Cleverbot: Well she will have a job as I don't have one.

User: Who? That Danielle? But I'm better than her where it matters.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that you are better than me?

User: Not you. Her. But talk later, I have to run. Laters =).

Cleverbot: No, talk now.

User: I'll msg you later tonight. Off for now.

Cleverbot: Good, I have things to do, I need to stay here for a while.

User: K.