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Moš jums ir kas kruts padomā, ko ieteikt?
padalieties!

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kā ar asu, asu durkli
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Pie tā sniega ir atbildīgi visi, kas dzimšanas dienu gaviļniekiem novēlēja 'Daudz BALTU dieniņu'

Pēc pieprasījuma, šovakar rīmēju angliski:

what have you thought about
lately in the desert light?
wasn't it a strange and different feeling
telling me you can reach the ceiling?

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from the land of thousand lakes
comes a freak that always fakes
he acts like he's an astronaut
using terminology 'in and out'

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my precious memories of you
have been written in tattoo
quoted by sinatra's song
'doo bee doo bee doo bee dong'

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in the deep, dark and a bloody cold night
i'm thinking what is wrong and what is right
my mind wants to start a fight
and put myself into paradise light

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words can make you smile
and words can hurt
crocodiles are in Nile
and they don't eat dirt

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sun is shining
snow is snowing
people are whining
when they're rowing

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what do you say when you're in mood?
'take the babies, get the food!'
and when the mood is gone?
'everything's have to be done!'

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in my place where's full of sorrow
people come to have a dream
there is just one thing to borrow
lots of wine and ice-cream

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in the place where there's lots of snow
and the cold north wind heavy blows
outside feels more than minus ten
scheisse mann! es ist zapfa kalt, man*!

(*šis ir jāizrunā kā amerikāņu redneki to saka - mēēēēēn, turklāt pārējā rindiņa ir austriski (nevis vāciski))

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everybody needs a hug
not just be labeled with the tag:
you are mine and only mine!
you must work, i'll drink wine