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[Feb. 4th, 2011|07:53 am] |
How close have you guys come?
Share your story.
-Actually tried to when I was in Iraq. I had been contemplating it for years, decided it was the easiest way to not make my parents or my girlfriend blame themselves, and I'd hook them up with some sweet benefits.
Plus, nobody would know I was a punk-ass bitch who took the easy way out.
Tried every damn thing I could to get killed by enemy fire. Charging enemy positions, exposing myself by shooting at suspected sniper positions, being the first one through the door, etc.
Fucking retard Hajjis can't shoot straight, so I ended up getting decorated for "my utter fearlessness in combat, and willing to risk my own safety for the lives of my brothers-in-arms."
Feels Weird Man.
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