Her green plastic watering can
For her fake chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth.
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans To get rid of itself,
(It) wears her out
(It) wears her out.
(It) wears her out.
(It) wears her out.
She lives with a broken man,
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
And it wears him out.
(It) wears him out.
(It) wears him out.
(It) wears...
She Looks like the real thing.
She tastes like the real thing,
My fake plastic love.
But I can't help the feeling.
I could blow through the ceiling.
If I just turn and run.
And it wears me out.
It wears me out.
It wears me out.
It wears me out.
If I could be
Who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time
All the time...