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[Jun. 16th, 2019|06:04 pm] |
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Two men were having an argument, they wanted to cut something and they argued about which is the best tool to use to cut. One was saying: “Knife, for this thing knife is better.” And the other was saying: “No, scissors.” So back and forth, one was saying: “Knife!” the other one: “Scissors.” “Knife, scissors,” and it became a very hot argument. Then finally the one who was advocating knife, he said: “If you don’t agree, I’ll throw you in the river”. And the other one said: “I’ll never change my mind”. So then the knife man, he picked up the scissors man and threw him in the river. And the man, he couldn’t swim so he was starting to drown and the knife man said: “Look, if you agree with knife, then I will save you.” So the man was going down for the third time and he put his hand out of the water and went like this (showing scissors with his fingers). |
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