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Is it true, that sometimes when a man loves a woman, he puts his penis into her vagina?
From Anon.

Dr. Sheka responds:
No. When a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina, this is not true love. True love is when he shoves it in her ass.

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Dr. Sheka, I have a question to ask. I have an extremely large penis and it keeps growing, what should I do?
From Shannon.

Dr. Sheka responds:
You have to options:
1: Stop using the penis pump.
2: Wrap it around your head in a stylised manner. For example, see Baba Fett from "Return Of The Jedi".

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Dear Dr. Sheka, I have a problem with my sexuality. I like little boys and I can't seem to get it up. What can I do?
From Anon.

Dr. Sheka responds:
Join the Catholic Priesthood.

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