resorc - u axed for it
November 27th, 2021
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u axed for it
I hate to be that guy, but if you carry an Axe, possibly an Orc Double Axe then you get to make lots of Axe related puns.
"Hold on, I just want to Axe you something"
"Careful now, you might have a horrific Axe-cident"
"I don't like it when people make fun of my Axe-cent"
"In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and axes."
"AXE-CUSE ME"
"I find your lack of humour un-Axe-ceptable"
"I'm an Axe-perienced warrior."
"I'm only going to Axe nicely once. Don't make me Axe again."
"Let me Axe-amine you."
"Let me Axe-plain."
"Trust me, I'm Axe-ceptional, not like those H-Axe (hacks)"
"My form is Axe-cellent."
"Faster... Faster... we must Axe-cellerate this process."

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