"We ate Soda, the embassy cat,
Poor Soda's coda, no more da Capo
She's decapitated
Running 'round the room half-naked
The other half is bacon
and sizzling in the frying pan
We ate the TV,
We ate the armchair,
We ate the telephone,
We ate the solar phone,
My God we got so far, only to reach Soda
The Russians saved the janitor
Soda was a little tough to eat,
No wonder she was hard meat
Out on the roof with the feline goose...
But Soda had a heart of gold,
The ambassador`s wife had the liver,
"Please deliver us from evil" she cried,
"I know all about cats and their heavy vibes..."
She was a very hip ambassador's wife"