Real men encode their code in base64
Oct. 4th, 2011 | 02:24 pm
From:: pink_pony
Vot es tagad jau kādu laiku nodarbojos ar trve programmēšanu, nevis Axaptas māžošanos. Tas pamatā nozīmē, ka es jau vairāk nekā nedēļu taisu formu, kurai analogu uzcirst Axaptā prasītu kādas pāris stundas.
Šodien saziņa aptuveni tāda:
Es: Eu kas tā par kļūdu - "Attempt to load program in wrong format"?
Pro: Tu tur uz nepareizu procesora arhitektūru kompilē.
Es: Kādu vēl arhitektūru? Viņš tur imagelisti cenšas ielādēt.
Pro: Āāāāā.... izmaini pirmajā rindiņā pēdējo nulli uz y.
Es: o_O
Bet tas nebija joks. Un teksts kur bija jānomaina pirmās rindiņas pēdējā nulle uz y izskatījās šitā:
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ASwBGQEsARkBLAEZASwBGQEsARkBLAEZASwBGQEs ARkBLAEZQAAB/wF/AQ4BRgHtAUEBqwE5AWoBMQEo
ASkB5gEgAaQBFAFiARABQQEIAUEBCAFBAQgBQQEI AUEBCAFBAQgBQQEIAf8BfwGWAUoBvgFzAb4BcwG+
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BwABPgMAASgDAAFAAwABEAMAAQEBAAEBBQABgBcA A/+BAAs=
Šodien saziņa aptuveni tāda:
Es: Eu kas tā par kļūdu - "Attempt to load program in wrong format"?
Pro: Tu tur uz nepareizu procesora arhitektūru kompilē.
Es: Kādu vēl arhitektūru? Viņš tur imagelisti cenšas ielādēt.
Pro: Āāāāā.... izmaini pirmajā rindiņā pēdējo nulli uz y.
Es: o_O
Bet tas nebija joks. Un teksts kur bija jānomaina pirmās rindiņas pēdējā nulle uz y izskatījās šitā:
AAEAAAD/////AQAAAAAAAAAMAgAAAFdTeXN0ZW0u
LCBDdWx0dXJlPW5ldXRyYWwsIFB1YmxpY0tleVRv
ZW0uV2luZG93cy5Gb3Jtcy5JbWFnZUxpc3RTdHJl
CAAAAk1TRnQBSQFMAgEBAgEAATQBAAE0AQABEAEA
AwABEAMAAQEBAAEQBgABCBIAAf8BfwH/AX8B/wF/A
AX8B/wF/Af8BfwH/AX8B/wF/Af8BfwH/AX8B/wF/A
AX8B/wF/Af8BfwH/AX8B/wF/Af8BfwH/AX9AAAH/A
Af8BfwH/AX8B/wF/Af8BfwH/AX8B/wF/Af8BfwH/A
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