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tā mēs rakstam Laumas motivācijas vēstuli.
Dear Sir/ Madam,
I am writing to apply for the possition of a rocket pilot which I saw advertised in Lauku Avīze last week. I would be interested in flying to the Moon and other planets. I enclose a copy of my CV.
I would like to work for you because I am very interested in the Moon and it’s environment. I would also like to learn about it’s smell and taste.
I am a lazy bastard and I like to chew my toes. Last week I ate a Mars bar,it was good,my mum said I could eat another one next month. I saw Armaggedon and I taught that I could be just like Bruce Willis,only with more hair.
I think I would be an awesome rocket pilot,I would be just like Ziggy. My uniform will be made out of rainbows and butterflys and ponies. Also I am slightly retarded so I could entertain my team mates. I like cheese,it makes the world a better place.
dzīvojieties,es pēc 4,5 stundām taisos uz baletu.
hā,puikas triko. |