worse than a total agony of being in love? ...
Invite him out for a drink and then after about twenty minutes casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.
Hello, kids. Here is an important message from your uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a rockstar and they'll give you them for free!!
I'll give you anything you ask for - as long it's not something I don't want to give.
Let's get pissed and watch porn!
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