Pērle:

"I remember about 4-5 years ago or so, I had just begun playing poker. Female, 50 years old, didn't even know that a flush beat a straight. LOL."

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Man tomēr ir labas bikses. Velkot ātrumā no Lāčplēsenes vienvirziena Akas ielā, velo zaudēja saķeri un es, kā krutie motošosejas džedaji, sslīdēju uz sāniem metrus trīs. Biksēm - nada! Celis zem tām gan lupatniekā, hah! Turklāt velo pamanījās ieķerties zem blakusstāvošā auto.

Sabaidīju nabaga beiteni ar savu "blje". Negribēju. Sanāca.

moozik: Meshuggah

I will give half of my winnings to charity! ( ... tālāk ... )

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Nu trakoti dažreiz patīk palasīt ziņas, kuras rakstītas ala razpizģaju stilā. Ik pa reizei paņemot mūsu pašu FHM dažreiz var redzēt, ka turienes "autori" mēģina atdarināt to pašu, taču beigu beigās sanāk vulgāri un lieki. Labu piemēru neesmu lasījis, bet, arī jāatzīst, šo izdevumu lasu tikai kad kāds pagadās pa rokai.

"Kimberly Steinbrecher, a woman, and Jacqueline Dennis, another woman, robbed a poker game in Hurricane, West Virgina the other day, making off with $27,000, which is approximately double the yearly household income of the average West Virginian according to what we just made up.

The duo, who we're guessing are part-time truck-stop hookers based on their looks, stormed into the underground game brandishing handguns and wearing camouflage, the official state color of West Virginia.

One of the woman, Steinbrecher, 44, was arrested and is being held on two counts of armed robbery and one count of "the ugly."

Dennis (miss pretty on the left above) is still on the run."

mood: braggy

"Spiderpig, Spiderpig
Does what ever a spiderpig does
Can he swing, from a web?
No he can't, he's just a pig
Look out, he is a Spiderpig"

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Iegāju draugos, ieraudzīju lērumu vēstuļu un citu uzparikšu, ātri ātri izlogojos. Tagad neiešu tur vēl kādu mēnesi.

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Bet nu strādājam pie problēmas ;]

No - I'm still a bastard.
No - I'm still poor.
No - I still love to have a beer and lots of it.
But, yes - inspiration, after bitching around the world, is back. Guess she didn't find anyone better. And how could she?

The 86 rules of boozing ( here )