I have a weird sense of humor sometimes, taapeec njirdzu klusiibaa:

"Gold is a part timer. 1200 buyins/10 days? Pshh. I win 1200 buyins per hour by playing SUPER DUPER TRIPLE DOG hyper lag. When I perfect ULTIMATE super duper triple dog hyper lag, I expect close to a billion buyins per minute. I don't use pokertracker, so I have no stats or graphs, but trust me... Why would I lie on an internet message board?

You are all my bitches!!!1!onE!!"