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With polygamist Warren Jeffs in custody, every time I hear him in the news it reminds me when I first heard of him earlier this year.

I was playing 4/8 limit at a locals casino in Vegas when a news broadcast came on, soundlessly mentioning that he was on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List.

A few minutes later the flop was Q-K-Q.

I said, "Look: polygamy."

Trying to sell it, I laughed too loudly at my dumb joke.

No one else did.

Apparently polygamy isn't funny business to the Mormon majority in Las Vegas.
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And when I move them, they walk around,

When I lift them, they climb the stairs,

And when I shave them, they ain't got hairs.
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