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It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

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HAMBURGERS MAY NOT BE EATEN ON SUNDAYS