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Date:2011-03-09 19:41
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Taoism: Shit Happens.

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.

Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.

Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.

Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?

Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?

Confucianism: Confucius Say, “Shit Happens.”

7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays.

Protestantism: Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder.

Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.

Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, “Shit Happens.”

Unitarian: What Is This Shit?

Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.

Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Us?

Rastafarianism: Let’s Smoke This Shit.

Southern Baptist: Send Us Money And Shit Won’t Happen.

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.

Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happening.

Moonies: Would You Like To Buy Some Shit?

Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

Zoroastrianism: Shit only happens half the time.

Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.

Environmentalism: You produce shit, so you have to eat it.

Socialism: Sorry, we are out of shit today.

Atheism: There is no shit.

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Date:2010-03-16 22:46
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Japāņiem ir kāda slavējama un apskaužama īpašība. Slavējama līdz brīdim, kad nākas kļūt par šīs īpašības upuri. Tā ir precizitāte. Precizitāte gan laika izjūtā, gan uzdoto pienākumu izpildē. Japānis ir ļoti uzticams, draudzīgs un izpalīdzīgs līdz robežai, ko ļauj viņā ieaudzinātā kārtības un precizitātes izjūta. Lielisks piemērs ir deju koncerts, kuram tika plānots piecu minūšu starpbrīdis, kas arī punktuāli tika ievērots, savukārt traģiski komiska situācija izvērtās brīdī, kad pienāca koncerta fināla deja, bet organizatori paziņoja, ka plānotās četrdesmit minūtes ir pagājušas un pēdējais priekšnesums būs jāatliek

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Date:2010-02-24 23:32
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Date:2010-02-24 22:14
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Date:2010-02-24 21:55
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Date:2010-02-24 21:55
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Office Map

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Date:2010-02-22 22:16
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Date:2010-02-22 09:19
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Milford Sound in New Zealand

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Date:2010-02-21 21:15
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Date:2010-02-17 20:33
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Milford Sound in New Zealand







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Date:2010-02-17 20:33
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Milford Sound in New Zealand

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Date:2010-02-16 22:56
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Milford Sound in New Zealand

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Date:2009-10-16 15:38
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Pirmais!1

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