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P.s - Rīt 1.septembris [Aug. 31st, 2011|08:32 pm]
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Viss kaut kā neriktīgi, bet neko padarīt - jādzīvo...
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"Laulāto sarunas" [Aug. 28th, 2011|08:47 pm]
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The King's speech [Aug. 28th, 2011|02:28 pm]
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[...]
Lionel Logue: They're idiots.
King George VI: They've all been knighted.
Lionel Logue: Makes it official then.
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Mamī vieglatlētikas aforisms [Aug. 28th, 2011|01:31 pm]
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"Kāda jēga pārējiem tur skriet un muļķoties, ja Kenija piedalās sacensībās?!"
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Crossword eve [Aug. 27th, 2011|10:28 pm]
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The King's speech [Aug. 27th, 2011|12:30 pm]
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King George VI: Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Lionel Logue: Yes!
King George VI: Shit!
Lionel Logue: Defecation flows trippingly from the tongue!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV5ca7-xAV8
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[Aug. 22nd, 2011|06:50 pm]
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[Noskaņa |Robbier Robertson - Shine your light]

"Shine your light when you're gone
Give me the strength to carry on..."
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All I can say today... [Aug. 22nd, 2011|05:45 pm]
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[Noskaņa |Ingrid Michaelson - The Chain]

C'mon people, get real!
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Bruce Almighty [Aug. 21st, 2011|10:13 am]
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Bruce: There were so many. I just gave them all what they want.
God: Yeah. But since when does anyone have a clue about what they want?!
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Hamster cheek [Aug. 20th, 2011|04:23 pm]
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Vienā dienā tev izrauj gudrības zobu.
Nākamajā tu jau no cilvēku ģints esi pārcēlies kāmju ģintī.
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Rīts ar gudrības zobu, pēcpusdiena bez... [Aug. 19th, 2011|10:25 am]
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"Grey's Anatomy" [Aug. 18th, 2011|10:25 pm]
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- Don't look at me like that.
- Like what?
- Like you've seen me naked!
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Smiekli pustumsā [Aug. 18th, 2011|07:54 pm]
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- Au! *pēc saņemtā sitiena.
- Šoreiz tas tiešām nebija speciāli!
- Šoreiz?! Tātad citkārt bija speciāli...
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Ally McBeal [Aug. 15th, 2011|03:25 pm]
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[Noskaņa |Bon Jovi - We Weren't Born To Follow]

"Looking backwards, many of the saddest times in my life turn out to be the happiest. So I must be happy now. Why else would I be crying?"
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Bērnu jautājums un citi ģimeniski brīnumi [Aug. 14th, 2011|06:58 pm]
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Es pilnīgi jūtu, ka drīzumā iegūšu titulu - reti nejauka sieva, svaine, vedekla...
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Sunday [Aug. 14th, 2011|02:34 pm]
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Saruna pēc harizmātu dievkalpojuma:
- Es atkal varu staigāt! Es atkal varu staigāt!
- Brīnišķīgi! Jūs tiešām tapāt dziedināts?!
- Nē, man vienkārši dievkalpojuma laikā mašīnu nozaga!
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[Aug. 13th, 2011|08:15 pm]
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Šonakt sapnī redzēju bērnu, nu to sen apspriesto (jeb/vai apspiesto) - iekšējo!
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The magic button... [Aug. 13th, 2011|02:06 pm]
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[Noskaņa |Reamonn - Supergirl]

http://make-everything-ok.com/
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'Varbūza' pārpratums [Aug. 12th, 2011|11:33 am]
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- Kā arbūzs?
- Sulīgs!
- ...sūdīgs?!
- Nē, šuļīgs!
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iz diskusijām forumā "Gandrīz ideālas vakariņas" [Aug. 11th, 2011|09:31 pm]
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"Izsaku dziļu līdzjūtību vīrietim, kurš ar to pārgudro mērkaķi dzīvo kopā!!!"
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