"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realise that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods." (Christopher Hitchens)

poļicija pabrauca garām

es zinu, ka šokolāde ir ūberneveselīga kaķiem, bet nespēju pretoties peciņas skumju un ilgu pilnajam skatienam

upd.: nu ne jau daudz es viņai iedevu, tādu gabaliņu puscentimetrs uz centimetrs
bet tik un tā ūberneveselīgi :)