Jeff: Having a girlfriend is like legalised sex.
Steve: Jeff, sex is legal. Allways has been legal.
Jeff: Whenever i have sex with Julia, it's so realistic.
Steve: It is actually real, Jeff.
Jeff: I got my own private bottom.
Steve: What?
Jeff: Any time i want to see a bottom, I just ask Julia: "There is nothing to watch on telly tonight, dear. Why won't you pop your arse out?" It's brilliant.