"Duke," asked Lala, "you want..
"Duke," asked Lala, "you want me to call you Duke or call you Daddy?"
"either way, sweetie, just what you want."
"why is there hair on a coconut?"
"oh Christ, I dunno, why is there hair on my balls?"
-- from "A .45 to Pay the Rent" ("Tales of Ordinary Madness")