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Jan. 28th, 2010|10:16 am |
It's not a loophole -- it's a policy flexibility assurance aperture.
What I learned today: When going to a nudist beach, wait until you get there to change. Either that, or don't take public transportation.
The Top Signs You Wear Too Much Makeup
- You haven't been able to open your mouth since applying your lipstick.
- Your lip gloss dripped while you were crossing the street and 4 cars skidded on the oil slick.
- Like Superman you are immune to bullets, but they don't bounce off; they stick.
- Contrary to what Mom told you, you *do* melt when you go out in the rain.
- You buy your blush brushes at Home Depot.
- When you travel, you need two suitcases. One for lipsticks, the other for eye liner.
- You honestly have no idea what pores look like.
- You wear so much concealer, you're invisible.
The Top Biggest Complaints About the New Google Phone
- If you hold it in your hand and drive 88 mph, you don't travel through time.
- Whenever you hit the speed dial for "Dad" it keeps ringing up Wilbur, the neighbor down the street.
- Blocks all calls for Chinese take-out.
- Phone keeps asking if you want to play a game of Global Thermonuclear War.
- Every time you hit "I'm Feeling Lucky," it dials Tiger Woods.
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