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Jul. 6th, 2006|02:58 pm |
The Top Signs You've Hired the Wrong Magician
- Begins by saying his first trick "relies on the magic of sweet, sweet love."
- His biggest trick? Converting a sixer of Coors into "liquid gold" -- eventually.
- Before every trick, tells hostess, "For this one I'm going to need to borrow your bra."
- Her "magic words" after sawing a volunteer in half? "Ohshitohshitohshit!!"
- During intermission, she made your 15-year-old son's virginity disappear.
- All of his "tricks" are written in C++.
- Keeps telling your daughter, "It's not the size of the wand that matters, it's the magic in it." |
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