| Vērtīgas atziņas ;) |
Jun. 7th, 2006|05:38 pm |
"What Would Jesus Do?" may be a good philosophy of life for some, but I find that it rarely helps me decide how much to tip a hooker.
(Charles Gulledge)
With identity theft such a big problem nowadays, I sure wish someone would steal mine so I could call those friggin' collection agencies and demand an apology.
(Jenn McNanna)
When my girlfriend is mad at me, she refers to me as her "half-ass boyfriend." I get my revenge by referring to her as my "ass-and-a-half girlfriend."
(Hugh Ringling) |
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