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Sep. 17th, 2009|08:09 am |
I've been putting out those little roach motels for quite some time, but I've never seen a single creature go inside. Maybe I need to lower the rates.
Dave Henry
The Top Signs Your Co-Worker Is Actually Elvis
- Always wearing Blue Hawaiian shirts.
- Every day for lunch he eats the same thing, a peanut butter and banana sandwich.
- He never shows up for work, but every so often there are reports he was spotted near the cafeteria.
- When he is caught on the office security camera you can only see him from the waist up.
- You hired him as a thin data entry clerk, but over the years he's gotten really fat.
- Weekly Status Report accomplishments read, "It's good to be the king."
- Comes in late to work saying he had to get his spare room ready for Michael Jackson.
- On the dot of 5:00, someone announces that he's left the building.
- Asks your benefits manager if twitching lips are covered by the HMO.
- Responds to all requests with "Uh huh huh."
- The IT department is constantly replacing his shot out computer monitors.
- He may be forced to wear the standard UPS brown shirt and shorts, but he BeDazzled a giant golden eagle on the back.
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