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Sep. 16th, 2009|09:34 am |
I never know what kind of creep I'm going to get on a blind date, so I always meet them at the gun range for target practice. It rarely ends in a second date, but at least I can scratch them off my list of future stalkers.
Stephanie S. Thompson
After taking a lot of time with their morning walk, my wife said it was because the dog had to stop and sniff every bush. I said that I liked to do the same thing. Now we're both in the dog house.
Donald Johnson
As I get older, I've found that I don't scream for ice cream like when I was a kid. I think I'm becoming lactose-ambivalent.
Wiley)
Zombiemeister George Romero continues his exploration of the walking dead with his latest flick, "Survival of the Dead." It's been over 30 years since Romero redefined the genre with the original "Night of the Living Dead," and there are stirrings that perhaps George has done everything he can the with the concept.
The Top Signs Romero Has Run Out of Ideas
- Surviving townspeople beg to be eaten rather than hang around for the final reel.
- "The Living Dead of the Dead"
- Having a hard time getting the CGI cows to look scary in "Dairy of the Dead."
- Quentin Tarantino has asked him to tone down the gratuitous violence.
- "Flipper vs the Swimming Dead"
- "Dancing with the Dead Stars!"
- It's a 10-minute movie followed by 80 minutes of credits and silly outtakes.
- This remake of "Night of the Living Dead" features the wacky antics of zombie chimps.
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