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Jul. 18th, 2009|10:31 am |
"Bad." "Dangerous." "Smooth Criminal." "The Way You Make Me Feel." "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough." Well, you can't say Michael Jackson didn't try to warn us about this prescription drug issue.
Brad Simanek
I told my clone this morning to pay close attention to what I had to say because I didn't want to have to repeat myself again.
Jerry L. Embry
News Headlines from the National Probe
- Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson, Is Spotted on Training Field With Hands Under Another Man's Ass
- Exploding Fuel Tanker in Detroit Causes Estimated $10M in Improvements
- Aging Hippies Agree: "Cloud" Computing Sounds Kinda Trippy
- Modern Technology Helps NASA Reproduce Better Copies of Fake Moon Landing
- Rescuers Race to Save Liz Cheney From a Publicity Well
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- Here (to There), Kitty, Kitty
- If It's Raining Cats and Dogs, They Might Be Yours!
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- All Flight Attendants Proficient in Behind-the-Ear Scratching
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- Sit! Buckle Up! Good Boy, Here's Your Treat!
- Something Spaniel in the Hair
- Take Off Into the Wild Blue Dander
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