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Jul. 15th, 2009|11:38 am |
The Top Phrases Not to Use in a Meeting with HR
- How much can I steal from the company without being fired?
- Just ignore the bloodstains on pages 2 through 5.
- Sorry for all the misspelled words, but I was drunk as a bear when I filled this thing out!
- Yes, I'm a Past President of our local NAMBLA chapter, why?
- You mean you really track all of those web site violations?
- What's wrong with this performance evaluation? I only used the phrase "camel-toe" once.
- It wasn't an off color joke; it was about two gay dudes.
- Just how mandatory are "mandatory meetings?" My tee time is 11:00 a.m. daily.
- "My cube or yours?"
- Nice tits!
- My background is classified, meaning it's been sealed by court order.
- You say "Nazi" like it's a *bad* thing.
- How do we code our timecards for the 3 hours spent playing Grand Theft Auto?
- The sexual harassment training video was ok, but I have one in my desk that would really drive the point home.
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