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Jul. 7th, 2009|11:22 am |
In honor of Independence Day, I went into the office to declare myself free of the shackles of workplace tyranny! Of course, being a holiday, no one else was there to hear me. But what the hell, since I was already there, I got a couple hours' worth of work done.
Brad Simanek
I think soccer would be more fun if every 500th kick, the ball exploded.
Jill Gallagher
MSNBC has become the liberals' choice for political news, just as FOX has always been the choice for conservatives. Both channels have obvious biases, but fans of each seem to think THEIR channel's reporting is balanced and the OTHER channel is for loonies.
But have no fear, TopFive is here to sort things out for you! Today we'll take a peek at the lefty bias...
The Top FOX News Headlines as Re-Interpreted by MSNBC
- FOX: New Study Reveals Media Bias
MSNBC: New Study Biased, Media Reveals
- FOX: Heat Wave Hits Midwest
MSNBC: Global Warming! Climate Change! Run for Your Lives!!
- FOX: Brave US Air Captain Saves Hundreds With Daring River Landing
MSNBC: Hidden Camera Report: Are Airlines Polluting Our Rivers???
- FOX: Obama Exposes Self to Intern
MSNBC: President Unveils New Stimulus Package in Oval Office
- FOX: Obama Delivers State of the Union Address
MSNBC: Keith Olbermann Tingles All Over, Weeps, Is Healed of Cancer as Obama Speaks
The Top Ways the Internet Would Be Different If Apple Had Developed It
- Jobs and Wozniak would have been in Al Gore's garage.
- Bill Gates: Small appliance repairman by day, beloved and respected Applenet hacker "MSAvenger" by night.
- The only thing worse than finding your computer infected by a worm? Finding it infected by half a worm.
- Bill Gates? I think he was the guy who welcomed me to Wal-Mart.
- No need for U.S. Government funds when you can turn a profit by charging $0.99 per page view.
- Many more plastic and aluminum toys available for you to "interface" with online porn, if you know what I mean.
- Only 10% of computer users would be on it. The other 90% would still be using Arpanet.
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